grounding. If you're in need of a spiritual health checkup, these folks can provide not only an examination but a handy dandy retort to any faith doubts you might be experiencing. They also have a human population clock which gives up to the second counts of our over-populated world (did you know nobody dies in the moments leading up to the rapture?!! I checked the clock over a 10-15 minute period and it never decreased. Wow.)
And, Shana, they even have this little fella...he can link you to PROOF that the Rapture is near! You've been right all along my friend -- groundhogs, gophers and other short-legged rodent creatures are trouble.
This latest find may be even more entertaining than this one that Shana's sister hooked us onto awhile back. Little Lamb-whats-his-name can tell you what to do if you come across an atheist (you gotta click on the goat's mouth to see all his sayings!), how to avoid temptation on one's way to church, and how many gods you have.
The scariest thing...these people are serious. The other scariest thing...they vote.
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